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send this to ask someone whether they ever type simle when they mean smile which is very common thes…

send this to wish someone a happy halloween and a little bat bite on the face

send this to invite someone to graham's sixth annual party even though there are nooh details about …

send this to share some news about the farmer and the farmer news is funny

send this to let someone know yooh are about to wear some jeans

send this to make someone guess a word, text you back, and maybe feel mildly suspicious of a potato

send this to wish someone a happy birthday from a movie production that almost certainly did not aut…

send this when a normal birthday card feels too normal and the maples family needs to get involved f…

send this to invite someone to a vegetable party that probably does not exist but still sounds excit…

send this (anonymously) to your friend or family member when yooh want to leave them wondering why t…

this card is for when yooh want your mom to know she is the best

your friends will be so happy to share a drawing of a high iq duck on their hand with yooh